Dear 3 a.m.,

Dear 3 a.m.,

It hurts me to tell you this, but we must part ways. Over the last few years, we've had some amazing times. Moments that guarantee you'll always hold a special place in my heart. But the truth is, I've fallen in love with someone else. It has come to the point where I have to chose, between you and sleep.  There are so many wonderful things that you've given me, like brilliant ideas for new stories, solutions to plot holes and most importantly, quiet time with just us and no children or husband to interrupt us.

If you were more like 10 a.m., then maybe we could continue this torrid affair.  But you're simply unable to change.  I'm sure we'll see each other here and there, like casual friends.  But I'd prefer if you'd respect my wishes and stay away.

I'll miss you.

Xoxo,
Dana