That’s it! I’m moving to Australia. ***EXPLICIT CONTENT***


In searching for character images, sometimes I resort to teen models in Hollister or Abercrombie ads.  Before you give me crap for picking out models, I use them for a foundation and then give them physical flaws. Call me unrealistic all you want but nature gravitates toward the stronger leaner more beautiful of the species, or peacocks wouldn’t do their mating dance and tough male lions wouldn’t win all the top lionesses.

To my more important point, hot bodies.  In my search, I came across Abercrombie’s “cheeky cousin”  Here is what had to say about Gilly Hicks:

“An underwear/bra and loungewear store owned by Abercrombie and Fitch. There's only like 6 of them in the country and It's walls are covered with pictures of dudes from Australia that only have a hand covering their "areas" and the girls only have a tree branch covering theirs. You can go there if you want to buy overpriced bras or need a dressing room to camp out in since some of them have beds in them. When you walk in a peppy girl or guy will tell you "Hi! Welcome to Gilly Hick's the Cheeky cousin of Abercrombie and Fitch!!!!" Many older people mispronounce the name "Gilly" as "Jilly" which is pretty damn annoying.”

DRESSING ROOMS HAVE BEDS IN THEM!  Aussie boys, what are you doing over there and if any of you have bodies half this hot, I won't be just "camping out" in those dressing rooms!

I’m already in love with their music, now they have hot male bodies hand-leafing their johnnies for all the world to view.  That’s it. I’m packing my bags and moving to Australia.

Feast your eyes on this and tell me you’re not moving too: (Holy Sex! on photo #3)