Well, if the truth be told...

1.  I started a fake and bake yesterday.  (To get ready for our spring break trip in Palm Springs.)  My lily white @$s, now a little pinked after 5 minutes, thinks maybe I should have gone with the spray tan.  Yikes.

2.  Today, I don't want to do this writing gig anymore.  I'm in a rut of "going nowhere" and I think it's because I haven't had a decent book to read in like two weeks.  Also, my music supply has been subpar at best.

3.  In high school I was in a don't-give-a-crap mood and decided on my ACT's to circle all "C".  I made a 16 out of 32.  I took it again later.  Studied, tried and made....not much higher. (Finger and thumb to the forehead.)

4.  I'm like to go on Facebook and look up my high school sweetheart who broke my heart, ripped it out of my chest and stomped on it.  I like to smile at his now very fat face and manly looking wife and think, Thank God that loser cheated on me.  He did me a favor.

5. Speaking of Facebook, I had the privilege, twice now, of DENYING a very popular girl in high school's befriendment (not a word).  Karma sucks!  Thank you for letting me be petty.

And those are the truths I have to share with you today.