Zombies on My Lawn

January 11, 2011

Hey! *waves* Remember me? Zombies have been invading my lawn and stomping on my daisies and I haven't had much time for blogging. Which really sucks because I've got several notes on blogs I'd like to write but hey, when life throws you lemons, you make lemonade for the lawn zombies and wait for the apocalypse to end.

For me, I'm writing the ending of my book which is a complete nightmare. Though I have the end all worked out in my brain, the paper doesn't want to cooperate. Stupid paper.

Plus all that moaning from outside is keeping me from being focused. Maybe I'll feed the zombies my neighbors so they will shut up for a while.

No, can't do that. They will be like a stray cat, once you feed them, THEY'LL NEVER LEAVE! Oh well, at least I can avoid the lawn work for now. (Who am I kidding, I pay people to do our lawn.)

PS. Did I tell you I'm reading a popular book right now that really stinks? Ugh.

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Laurel GarverJanuary 11, 2011 at 1:13 PM
You might be amused to know there is a video game called "Plants vs. Zombies" that plays on this concept. You defend your home by setting up a garden of deadly plants that hurl things at the encroaching undead. It's pretty funny.

My hubby is a bit addicted and bought the full version, which includes a hilarious music video "There's a zombie on my lawn."
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Karen AkinsJanuary 11, 2011 at 1:41 PM
Ahhh! You can't throw a P.S. like that out there and not dish. Though judging by some mixed reviews I've heard of some recent popular books, I might be able to guess which one it is.
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Nicole McJanuary 11, 2011 at 1:59 PM
You HAVE to tell which book it is!! I'm dying to know so I don't read it...or dying to know so I can read it...or dying to know so I can question my taste if I loved it! :)
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Dana ElmendorfJanuary 11, 2011 at 2:09 PM
Laurel that is hilarious! I didn't know about that game, too funny. Do they serve the zombies lemonade too? haha.

Karen and Nicole - I'm not going to say anything. I'll just look to my right. ;) (Ugh, seriously, ugh.)
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Dana ElmendorfJanuary 11, 2011 at 2:10 PM
Nicole if you do read it, let me know what you think. I really would like to dish about it but karma gets the better of me and I'll keep my mouth shut for I am NOT published yet. And of course when I am published I'll keep my mouth shut then too.
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Nicole McJanuary 11, 2011 at 2:22 PM
DUH! I will let you know...and tempting karma is what I do best!! :)
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Amalia T.January 11, 2011 at 5:30 PM
Hahaha!

Your post and my post are like twins today. I ALSO made Lemonade out of Lemons and strove to avoid problems with Zombies!

I hope things settle down soon, and the Zombies move along to the next lawn!
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